Crotch Coke

Best body powder money can buy. Use on sensative areas, feet, or footwear of your choosing. Fresh silky smooth skin while absorbing moisture and fighting friction.

Hey bro, I see your using that Crotch Coke. Only bad MF's use that shit!

DILDORRO

A dildo wielding, donkey wrangling masked marauder, focused on the art of truculent warfare.

The Great Dildorro was spotted riding a majestic burro in down town San Antonio whacking Karen's in the forehead with his Purple Dildo. Heroes do exist.