dick paper

The tissue or toilet paper that sticks to your cock after wiping of the post-sex-cum.

Guy: Honey pass me the tissues...wipe.
Girl: Ooooh, you have dick paper!!!

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facemail

The emails you send/receive via Facebook.

I spent all night on facemail with the hot chick I met last week, she is soooooooo dirty, I hope we hook up!

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