Tokyo Sandblaster

Tokyo Sandblaster refers to the act of eating at an Asian buffet and later projectile diarrheaing onto your partner’s face or chest. This works best in conjunction with a helicopter dismount. The Tokyo Sandblaster can also be skillfully transitioned into a Cleveland Steamer.

I wonder if that old couple in the China Wok buffet line is preparing for a Tokyo Sandblaster.

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stap

The process of stopping, slapping, and stabbing someone in that order. Commonly used in incidents of road rage, this is also applicable at marathons.

If this Asian chick doesn't turn off her turn signal I'm gonna have to stap her.

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