OMT

-Old Man Thompson
-Acting older than you actually are
-Carrying a cane
-Calling in sick all the time

Guy 1 - That one guy is gone from work a lot
Guy 2 - Ya, he called in OMT today

Guy 1 - I can't go out today, I'm on a diet
an hr later
Guy 1 orders a Super huge Bacon Cheeseburger
Guy 2 - did you see OMT he ordered the biggest thing on the menu, I thought he was on a diet

Guy 1 - Where is OMT?
Guy 2 - Probably to go buy a sweet new carved cane

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