scavenging

When motherfuckers riding around on their bikes at 4:30 AM going through dumpsters searching for their next come up

What are they doing over by the dumpster other scavenging

JENIFA

JENIFA you have to pronounce the F A

on the end louder almost yell it A friend who’s name is Jennifer but she’s acting up , running amok and not believing you say JENIFA

Goddamnit JENIFA what are fuck are you doing now

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I’m not calmed up

People are always telling you to calm down and you get sick and tired of them saying that so you

“say you’re not calmed up”

Oh Suzanne would you just calm down
No I’m not calmed up

Come on FAA

When you’re trying to get your friend to do something and she doesn’t wanna deal with you and so you have to tell her to come on and right when you think that she’s not gonna text you back and you’re ready to give up she comes through

Come on FAA

called ur friend FAAA and tried to get her to look for some hair coloring apparatus that you need she’s at her man’s house and doesn’t want to

deal

So u say come on faaaa

Pronounced come on faaa you have to annunciate the faa slow down when you get to the last word

it’s when you’re trying to get your friend”
“ FAs “ attention and she’s not answering her phone and you’re just miserable then you’re ready to give up 🥲

she texts back with a picture of what your wanting & have been looking for at least 3 hours she steps up and comes through at the last minute in a clutch situation & makes the three-point shot

FA FA FA FA

When ur bff. JENNI FA FA is either sleeping or MIA or running amok and you wanna ask her something really important

(well you think it’s important to you in reality it’s not ) but you’re going around saying FA FA FA FA

FA FA FA FA r u asleep ? Fafafafa wya i need to ask u something

for people named jennifer even then it’s difficult there is nobody like her she is a true OG FA