miscocke

The act of waking up and realizing you had made a mistake with your penis the previous night.

When I was drunk, banging Rachel seemed like a good idea. Now that I am sober, I realize that it was a huge miscocke.

the italian cousin

When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.

Janet's room is so small that I can try the Italian cousin on barb.