Sheet eater

Someone who does way too much psychedelics, acid in particular (eating entire sheets of blotter.) Usually delusional, egotistical, and retarded.

Guy 1: “You need to go on a spiritual journey to awaken your third chakra, man.”
Guy 2: “Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You sound like a total sheet eater right now.”

lol

lol is an abbreviation for "Laugh out loud" and more annoyingly, "Leauge of Legends".

For example, if you Google it, all you'll see is fucking League of Legends gameplay.

1. "I get the joke, lol."
2. "I can't do homework right now, I'm playing LoL."