shitty shitty fag fag

shitty shitty fag fag:n.<Hempfield Origin> => Worst Fucking attempt at playing tennis ever. Possesses the ability to hit every god-damned ball that comes in his/her direction 10 feet over the already exceedingly high fence.

1)I don't care if Kournikova ever wins a match, I'd still stick it in that shitty shitty fag fag.

16👍 186👎

morgan time

Basically a made up story about what you have been doing for the past 8 hours .usually told to the boss or the wife about how hard you’ve been working while hiding the fact that your tools have no scratches or finger prints on them.its a hole space where everything slows down except for the work clock . There is approximately 18.6 work minutes in a Morgan minute

Whats he been doing all day no work is done?
He’s been working on Morgan time .
Isn’t lunch only a half hour?

His clock runs on Morgan time

1👍 1👎