Plaster of Penis

Semen that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff.

Last night my boyfriend totally ruined my hairstyle and now big chunks are set in Plaster of Penis

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Salma Hayek

A verb that denotes the act of sucking beer or any drink off the toe of a woman who is pouring said drink from her knee down her leg, as demonstrated by Salma Hayek and Quinten Tarantino in From Dusk Till Dawn. A Salma Hayek can refer to the act of the sucker or the suckee.

We had a wild time at this club last night. We met the wildest guys and one of them told Sarah she had cute toes and asked her for a Salma Hayek.

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