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a blushing face
my only question is why?
someone: *writes (>//w//<)*
everyone else on the planet: why?
a very very long word that i have no darn clue what it means
countercountermeasure
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gaemer1: lets play online call of duty
gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same
what i say whenever i open urban dictionary, searches for a normal thing and someone has sexualized the word for no damn reason
me: *searches for something*
urban dictionary: ''lets find the most dirty text and show it''
me: what the fuck is this shit
The emperor penguin (Aptenodytes forsteri) is the tallest and heaviest of all living penguin species and is endemic to Antarctica. The male and female are similar in plumage and size, reaching 100 cm (39 in) in length and weighing from 22 to 45 kg (49 to 99 lb). Feathers of the head and back are black and sharply delineated from the white belly, pale-yellow breast and bright-yellow ear patches.
Like all penguins it is flightless, with a streamlined body, and wings stiffened and flattened into flippers for a marine habitat. Its diet consists primarily of fish, but also includes crustaceans, such as krill, and cephalopods, such as squid. While hunting, the species can remain submerged around 20 minutes, diving to a depth of 535 m (1,755 ft). It has several adaptations to facilitate this, including an unusually structured haemoglobin to allow it to function at low oxygen levels, solid bones to reduce barotrauma, and the ability to reduce its metabolism and shut down non-essential organ functions.
The only penguin species that breeds during the Antarctic winter, emperor penguins trek 50â120 km (31â75 mi) over the ice to breeding colonies which can contain up to several thousand individuals. The female lays a single egg, which is incubated for just over two months by the male while the female returns to the sea to feed; parents subsequently take turns foraging at sea and caring for their chick in the colony. The lifespan is typically 20 years in the wild.
emperor penguin: *exists*
ligoma balls
dude1: hey, do you maybe want to go to ligoma later?
dude2: what the hell is ligoma?
dude1: LIGOMA BALLS