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Jeremy and I put on our frilliest outfits to attend the Rainbow Ball. It was a cotillion of cocksuckers!
7π 2π
Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.
Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!
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The futile act of swatting at Noseeums. Mosquito Pong.
Dale and Earl spent most of the summer evening playing Bugminton. Drinking beer on the porch and swatting at mosquitos. They should buy a bugzapper.
Drunkenly swatting at "noseeums" on a hot summer night.
Dale and Earl finished off a twelve pack and are out on the porch playing Bugminton. Maybe we should get'um a bugzapper for Christmas. Ah'd hate to see their game of mosquito pong ruint.
A useless, nonsensical, or pointless addition to something. A non sequitor.
Oh. As an addendumb to our discussion about coffee. Did you know that polar bears prefer tea over coffee?
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Who knew? Boob jobs can solve crimes. Breast implants have a registration number and can be used to identify crime victims.
The mutilated body of the supermodel was identified by the registration number on her breast implants, thus revealing The Secret Life of Implants.
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1. A frigid woman.
2. A snootty, superior, uptight woman who thinks she's too good for everyone.
Dang bro'. Your just wastiing your time buying that bitch drinks n' stuff. You ain't never gonna crack that Frozen Taco.
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