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Sarcasm done by none other than Sargon!
Guy 1: I don't like your sarcasm.
Sargon: It's called Sargasm and deal with it!
An individual that either had an education at one point and now doesn't or an individual that has never had an education.
Nadia: "I can't believe Nick. He made a fool of himself at the party!"
Sam: "Is that when he said that there was no Assyrian Genocide?"
Nadia: "Yeah! He's so educationless!"
When you stick your penis in the vagina and just let it "sit there" and PREHEAT! No slow roast, No Baking, No Broiling! No movement of any type. When you've already let the penis get to room temperature.
Derek: Hey Jenny, can I pop your cherry?
Jenny: No, I want to wait until I'm married.
Derek: Can I just preheat my dick then?
Jenny: Sure, but don't open and close the oven door or you're in trouble!
Busting out Karaoke in your Car (along with air guitar, air drums and air keyboard)!
Since Jim and Jackie were stuck in traffic, Jim decided to start some CARAOKE! Jackie asked Jim what he was doing and Jim shouted, "CARAOKE, BITCH!"
When all the barbers are considered "non-essential" and you've got to cut your own hair.
Bob: Yo! What's up with your hair? Looks like you got in a fight with clippers and lost."
Rob: Nah! It's the damn 'Rona. HAD to give myself a Coronacut.