i-fi

mobile phone speaker capability - resulting in very low fidelity music. Usually played by young teens in groups of 5 or more in public places such as the train, bus, parks, etc.

sorry, i can't hear you, some kids nearby are blasting music from their i-fi.

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EFG

abbreviation for Every Fucking Goddamn <something>. bonus points when used with Hour to get EFGH.

also makes memorizing the alphabet song more fun.

1. On the way to work i hit EFG stop light

2. That yippy dog woke me up EFGH last night!

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EFGH

abbreviation for Every Fucking Goddamn Hour. EFG can also be used with any other noun.

1. that yippy dog barked EFGH last night!

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