dildo hopper

A promiscuous female whom enjoys partaking in the art of masturbation. May also be used on a gay male. The phrase was coined by the rapper Loon in a dis on 50 Cent. The song was to the tune of "Window Shopper."

"Fifty yous a dildo hopper" as opposed to "Shawty yous a window shopper."

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foodgitives

The peas or corn in a TV dinner that end up in the main section of the tray when you attempt to scoop them up.

"Dude, are you actually mixing your corn and turkey together?"

"Nah bro. those are just the foodgitives."