Lawrench

A highschool teen that often gets ninjad for the fact they typically are a tool. This breed can be observed talking loudly of a jelly sandwich on escalators or sporting sunglasses around midnight. They also routinely enjoy a face stroke.

Hank - "Did you just see that guy get ninjad?"
Will - "Yeah, he's definately a lawrench."

face stroke

Waking up in the morning to a rough or light stroking of the face by a local professional.

Ben - "I have to wake up at 6 for my facestroke."
Carl - "Did you mean a back stroke?"
Ben - "No, I meant face stroke. Get out of here!"
Brennan - "Sorry Carl, orders are orders."

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