Pork grunts

After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)

Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!

Durf drizzle

The fluids that your significant other finds in your underwear, while going down to give you a rim job, on a hot sultry day, which consist of ball sweat, and asshole juices. (SL 2018)

What the fuck, Richard! Did you wash your durf today? I can’t get the smell of your durf drizzle off my upper lip!