BFC

BIG FUCKING CACTUS

Whilst traveling the southwest, a tourist may come across a desolate landscape populated by only that of cacti and passer by's.

(a band of tourists emerge from a car)

Tourist 1: "Hey Billy do ya see that thingamabob out there in the distance?"

Tourist 2: "Naw Bob, huh, whatcha see out there?"

Tourist 1: "Over thar!! You see it? A BIG FUCKIN CACTUS toppling over that there car!! "

Tourist 2: "Woah bra, its not every day you see a BFC. Can't wait to tell mah pops 'bout that one"

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