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All the emoticons for a given Instant Messenging client.
"Wow, I'm impressed by your extensive emoticabulary."
When, completely unwarrented, you pour out way more personal information than someone is wanting or expecting.
This girl at school started talking to me; I was so happy to have someone talk to me that i just verbomited all over her.
An exclamation of disbelief and denial. A combination of HUH, BUT, and WHY.
"Did you hear Britney Spears made a new album?"
"Huhbuwhy?!"
An IT recruiter that, once finding out they will not be getting a vacation out of pimping your ass, doesn't return your phone calls.
Dude1: "did that lamecruiter get back to you?"
Dude2: "nope....I called her yesterday and she said she was in the middle of something and would call me back, but she hasn't yet"
A software development project that irreversibly attains so high a level of scope creep, that it will never and can never be completed. Derived from The Winchester Mystery House.
Dude1: "How's the Winchester Project going?"
Dude2: "We're rewriting our data-tier...again...for the third time."
Inventing work for yourself to do when you have none to maintain the appearance of being a valuable asset to your company.
Dude 1: "What are you working on?"
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier."
Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest."