project magicment

Inventing work for yourself to do when you have none to maintain the appearance of being a valuable asset to your company.

Dude 1: "What are you working on?"
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier."
Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest."

statute of relations

The limit by which one is obligated to help someone due to their relationship.

P1: "my mom's cousin asked me for computer help for her church"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"

Verbomit

When, completely unwarrented, you pour out way more personal information than someone is wanting or expecting.

This girl at school started talking to me; I was so happy to have someone talk to me that i just verbomited all over her.

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Emoticabulary

All the emoticons for a given Instant Messenging client.

"Wow, I'm impressed by your extensive emoticabulary."

Wraithing

When someone (usually a boss) walks around in front of your desk all slow and quiet without saying anything, either because they're afraid to interrupt you or they want to catch you using company resources for personal reasons.

"Someone keeps wraithing in front of my desk. :-L"

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booger drill

A sheet of tissue rolled into a cylindrical shape and used similar in function to a pipe cleaner to remove debris from the nose.

Please stop leaving your booger drills all over the nightstand.

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status bluffer

Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.

John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."