Double doinker dick

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once

“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”

Drake

Doesn’t write his own music. Repeats the same thing over again. Kiki does not love him. How the hell did he get Michael Jackson on that feature on Scorpian? He got dissed by Eminem in Kamikaze (but name one rapper that Em didn’t mention). He has a beard and he is a MEME

Drake: Kiki, do you love me?
Kiki: I only love my bed and my mama I’m sorry

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Empottle

An empty bottle what the fuck else would this mean

Mom: clean up this empty water bottle please

Me: fuck you mom it’s called a empottle!!
Mom: fuck my bad I will do better next time

Me: fuck off

DCDA

Don’t care, didn’t ask. Used against your friends when they say some dumb shit, or against toxic shitters in call of duty.

Dumbass Friend: Hey bro, my grandma just died, you think you coul-

You, the good friend: DCDA, shut up and go for a run you fat fuck.

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