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st. pauls

A school where any guy can get girls, as long as he is with at least two other guys. It is not uncommon at this school to be hooking up with a girl while your two best friends are watching/participating/jerking off, and for some reason these kids think they are better than everyone else because they go to private school. Congratulations to all St. Pauls kids, you spend fifteen thousand dollar a year on a education that you could get for free at Woodlawn. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go pop my pastel green polo shirt collar and try to grab a boob in the gang bang going on in the other room.

"Hey man, I really want some pussy tonight."
"Yeah, lets go quadteam a girl."

by SMD April 24, 2005

66πŸ‘ 120πŸ‘Ž


Whaddaya Know Haddi-Man

I have two words for the children who are raised up on the this kids' show starring Homsar: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS IS MORE THAN TWO WORDS.

Singers: We'll have an adventure and several long trips. We'll make some new friends and maybe get a bite to eat! All 'cause we say...
Kids: Whaddaya Know Haddi-Man?
Homsar: DAAAAAAAAH! I'm a trendy tote bag!

by SMD August 19, 2004

20πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


swarthily

Another word for sincerely, used by Bubs' Concession Stand.

Dear Mr. Bad,
This constitutes your final warning. Please remit payment of three dollars and sixty-two cents, or you will be turned over to a "cut off your toes" -style collections agency.
Swarthily,
Bubs' Concession Stand

by SMD August 22, 2004

20πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


mrs. so and so erson

So and So's stepmom. She has questionable taste... and like a million jogging suits.

"YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YOUR YAPS!!!"

"Yes, Mrs. So and So Erson."

by SMD January 30, 2005

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Homsar

America's favorite midget Homestar.

Waaaaaaah! WAAAAAAAAH! Think I won the Powerball!

by SMD August 19, 2004

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


svelt

Slim and trim, like the young Prince of Town.

"What's all the comotion about?" said the svelt young Prince of Town.

by SMD May 30, 2004

153πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


thatch-roofed cottage

A small building used as a home for peasants in the countryside. They are very prone to burnination.

Trogdor just burninated another thatch-roofed cottage.

by SMD August 29, 2004

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž