Eireann

The pubic hair that grows from the penis.

By the whiskers of me Finnegan! Hand me the tweezers my dear Finns, - me schlong has an eireann!

bryanster

The gangster form of Bryan. The kind of guy that can turn your best day into your worst day. The kind of guy that will not be there for you no matter how big or small the situation. He's quiet, extremely smart, sly, and the most selfish person you could ever meet.

Me: watch out for that one. He’s not a good Bryan.
Ms Collins: Ah, ok, so he’s a Bryanster?
Me: yep. Better warn the others that we’ve found a Bryanster.