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Gross Larceny

Intentionally steals, takes, and carries away, leads away or drives away personal goods or property of another with value of more than $2,500.

Including ALL livestock; firearms; vehicles.

LT: Clark, we have a stolen goat from the farm down the street.
Clark: How much was the goat worth?
LT: Wait, what?
Clark: Sounds like a clear cut case of Gross Larceny!

by SML8312 November 2, 2009