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Carnivore

Murderer.

An example of a carnivore is a chicken eater. To kill chickens they hang them by their legs and insert a metal rod into their mouth which then is given a jolt of electricity. There is a high pitch chirp, then the body stiffens up and they are dead. Some chickens beaks are even shaved off, some plucked and some boiled alive.

by SMLILEGNA February 22, 2009

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Myspace Wisdom

When you are in need of something thoughtful, cool, and snappy to say to anyone else, you would go to Myspace to see if anybody had posted some Myspace wisdom.

Usually comes in handy for a forum, maybe a signature, Or a topic title.

Jane: Awe, Jeff, I just got some sweet myspace wisdom, "When one door closes another door opens, but we being so young tend to always choose the path that seems the easiest... We are all just lazy-ass bums."

Jeff: That's a good one.

Jane: Well get off your lazy ass and get my laundry!

by SMLILEGNA February 22, 2009


AMY WINEHOUSE

They tried to make her go to rehab and she said, "No, No, No."

That one song that that one person did that has annoying lyrics.

Oh yeah, Amy Winehouse's rehab,

by SMLILEGNA February 22, 2009

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