Fiddley doobing

Having creepy sex in the back of a car with a hot little morsel.

Robs dad: I know you were in the back seat of my bronco fiddley doobing with that girl!

Rob: no dad I wasn’t I swear.
Robs dad: then whose condom rappers are these?
Rob: Moms?

Grippers

Sphinter muscle in your anus that can get worn out from too much anal sex, causing inability to hold your shit in.

Darrel " Jeff you fuck that girl in her ass everynight?!?" Jeff " yeah sure" Darrel "your gonna ware that girls grippers out,shes gonna be wearing diapers by the time shes 30"

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