Unicorns

an evil creature sent from the depths of hell hand crafted by Satan himself to create chaos himself. they tend to pounce on you after they lure you in with there cute and kind exterior, other wise they sneak up and run you through with out your knowledge. most have some magical property's but are fairly weak most they can do is fly for short times, there horn is there main weapon. they also shit rainbows.

"oh cool look at that unicorn!"

"no Steve don't do it!"
"what do you mean it- AAAAAA"
"no STEVE WWHHHYYY WWWHHYYY"
UNICORNS ARE EVIL

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race queen

Modern Japan's answer to the pinup girl; also known as "idols" or "A/V idols". Race queens are media icons who may be involved in everything from cheesecake posters, to pop music, to bad acting, to softcore pornography, but the emphasis is on their image as sexual objects. Samantha Fox in the 80's is a rough American parallel, except in Japan there are hundreds of these girls, many of them are teenagers, and their image leans more toward the cutesy and submissive feminine ideal that is prevalent in Japanese culture. Graphic portrayals of adolescent nudity are commonplace in race queen media.

Chiasa Aonuma is an example.

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snuffleupagus

well... hmm. i am called snuffleupagus by a few people just becuz one of my friends randomly decided that was my nickname. but originally snuffleupagus, snuffy for short, appears on sesame street as big bird's imaginary friend

Snuffleupagus and Bigbird walked to the store

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Snuffleupagus

A vera that actually exists!

Dube I thought his girlfriend was a "vera", turns out she was a "snuffleupagus".

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shoe phone

Original cell phone - Get Smart's Maxwell Smart had a Shoe Phone. Hence shoe phone

Leaving the house now, call me on my shoe phone.

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my shoe

Original cell phone - Get Smart's Maxwell Smart had a Shoe Phone. Hence my shoe

Leaving the house now, you can get me on my shoe

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