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Snuffleupagus was a HUMONGOUS muppet on Sesame Street. Originally, he was supposed to be Big Bird's invisible friend. The audience would see this gigantic, lumbering, wooly mammoth come talk to Big Bird - but every time Big Bird would try to go get others to meet Snuffleupagus (so they would believe he existed), Snuffleupagus had decided to leave. So everyone thought Big Bird was lying about having a big wooly mammoth friend named Snuffleupagus. Eventually, researchers for the show realized that the young children tv-viewers were getting VERY anxious about this character!! We all could see him and knew he was real (it was not at all obvious to kids he was supposed to be the "invisible friend" - since we saw him the same as all the other characters). Children were getting very upset that everyone thought Big Bird was lying when Big Bird was not. Ultimately, the writers had to make Snuffleupagus an actual character on the show who interacted with everyone (not just Big Bird as before). So when I use the word Snuffleupagus, I use it to refer to someone elusive, hard to get to know or hard to believe exists.
I tried to meet 3 times for dinner and you were never there!! You turned out to be quite a Snuffleupagus!
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When you're in the 69 position, and the guy pulls his dick out of the female's mouth, then lays his balls over her eyes and his dick over her nose, thus making her look like the Sesame Street character Snuffleupagus.
Dude, I just laid my balls and dick on my girl's face, and she looked just like Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street!
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Leaving. Not able to be seen, like Mr. Snuffleupagus
Yo boys, I'm snuffleupagus.
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A male with a large to obscenly large foreskin.
Dude #1 " I wasn't circumsized"
Dude #2 " Snuffleupagus
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The male equivalent of motor-boating. When one puts their head in a man’s crotch, while he is not erect, and wiggles one's mouth around the pack of meat, using tongue when it is seen fit. This should arouse the man and, once arousal occurs, an elephant trumpeting sound must be made to signal triumph.
Dante gave Randal a snuffleupagus last night. You could hear Dante trumpting from across the street.
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When your partner falls asleep and you take a selfie with your cock and ball's over her face making a resemblance to Seasame Streets character of the same name.
Bro 1: Dude you have to see this pic I took of this chick I banged last night. Look...
Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.
I can't remember which of the snuffleupagus ate all our doritos and asked the cops for a ride home.
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