Ford Ranger

An American piece of shit that won’t get you chicks, won’t work when you need it, won’t be talked bad about by white peoples, and won’t last more than a few years.

Rahul: Hey candy, I’m sorry, I might be running late to our date.

Candy: why you coming late, boy?
Rahul: I drive a Ford ranger.
Candy: oh, no, no, no, baby, take your sweet time, I understand the difficulty you going through

Rahul: thanks

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