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A masturbation technique where you grab the mushroom head with one hand while playing the side like a fiddle with the other
Alex set around the campfire and mastered his fiddle-dong technique .
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It's when a person sets their own pubic hair on fire and then listens for the voice of God
While jimmy was home alone, he performed a flaming Moses in an attempt to get closer to God.
When you juice up on energy and give your partner a super sex session
Last night Teekay drank a case of energy drinks and gave Nikki the redbull treatment
The process of using the thumb to flick the head of a penis while masturbating
It's important to have a good technique while flicking the beanstalk
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When a person gets an attitude adjustment by getting slapped while taking a dump
Nikki got a shitter slap to fix her attitude problem
It's when the second ejaculation lands on top of the first, creating a pile
Tyson created a spooge mountain on his wife's back