Gonzales

make haste. hurry the hell up. go faster.

Derived from the popular cartoon character.

A: when will you be here?
B: in an hour
A: get your gonzales on man I'm hungry

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Marriagina

A woman who uses sex to trap a man into a long term relationship or marriage.

person 1: Rolando got married already? he's only known her for 3 months.

person 2: Yeah some marriagina got him.

ePDA

electronic public display(s) of affection.

Sarah blew up his facebook wall with ePDA.

Figs

Fake, large breasts. Derived from 'tig old bitties', the 'f' representing the fake aspect.

Did you see those Figs? EEE son.

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Creep Crawlin

(1) doing due diligence on some hos, usually without their knowledge

(2) elaborately setting up situations to maximize your probability of smashing a ho

I was creep crawlin the redbones from saturday on facebook and her ass is a bookshelf for sure.

Fasho Smasho

A girl (or guy) that you would with 100% certainty have sex with.

Sundi: I didn't get a look, was she hot?
Reesh: Fasho smasho.

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