facebook delusion disorder

You think there are secret hidden facebook messages meant just for you, when in reality, you are an idiot.

Also known as FDD.

"He just checked in at the bar. I think he wants me to meet him there."

"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."

"No really, I think this one was meant for me."

"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."

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