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Ron chipper

The holiday contrasting the Jewish High Holy Day, Yom Kippur, where you instead indulge in a multitude of sinful activities, unbothered by the religious consequences of those actions.

“Im really glad I spent today celebrating Ron Chipper”

“Dude are you hammered? Do you mean Yom Kippur? Aren’t you supposed to fast and repent?”

“No that’s a different holiday. I recognize Ron Chipper, instead.”