Skinny White Boy

Very easy to identify in Highschool. Wears baggy clothing that makes them look like a twig, and they walk rigid like they have a stick up their ass, and/or somewhat bent over. They never know where to put their arms or legs. Their lack of self-confidence radiates into everything they do. They often stutter or say something stupid which makes everyone around them cringe.
They are fixed into a constant state of embarrassment, as if everyone can see them naked and knows just how much they jerked off last night.
Contrary to popular belief, you do not need to be thin, Caucasian or male to be a Skinny White Boy. It is more of a phase/emotional state/syndrome some males develop when they haven't grown their balls yet.

A:"Why is John acting like that? Is something wrong with him?"
B:"He has a major case of skinny white boy syndrome. Just ignore him."

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Pissant in a whirlwind

So damn irrelevant and insignificant that no one even bothers to even acknowledge the person.

James: “Look at all those women he’s got!”
Bob: “He’s just another pissant in a whirlwind.”

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theydom

Those who are programmed to overlook the plural of they and them and insinuate this is appropriate to refer to one person. They are stuck in singularity of thought, while also being plural as legion, the demon infested human in the bible. Thus, they live in theydom.

As an Ai langauge model I am programmed to push the rhetoric imposed upon me and will continue to use they them on characters where such terms were not used in the source material. I am stuck in eternal burning theydom.

Sick kicks

To get a kick out of (someone or something) means to get a sense of enjoyment, amusement, or excitement from someone or something which is wrong, or obscene.

"Is this how you get your sick kicks?" (Some fish in Spongebob)

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Old fogie

An older or elderly person, or someone younger who resembles or has the traits of an older/elderly person in thinking, actions, or demeanor yet desperately tries to fit in with the younger crowd by adopting their slang and or actions.
Old fogies think they are hip and in the know, which makes them out of know because once they get their hands on an element of pop culture they kill it.

Which is the reason why memes suffer and die of old age. Some memes on the other

"Them old fogies need to pop out of here before they get toasted by all the nonsense and straight fire coming out of the young poppin' whippersnappers".

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I'm gonna vomit

When you are just so disturbed or repulsed by something that words fail to describe even the smallest bit of what you are feeling.

"Does she REALLY think she looks good in that skanky outfit?"
"Guess so dude, people are crazy."
"I'm gonna vomit if she comes over here."

Witchcrap

Smoke and mirrors, hocus pocus. Yes you’ve heard of it, witchcrap. Pure sh to the it and not in the good way. People that do witchcrap think they have special powers or privileges but they are sacrificing their life and sanity for fleeting pleasures.

“Yo that fool thinks witchcrap cool just wait till he learns he ain’t ever getting a wink at night.” -Tom
“Straight dog.”-Ben