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Santa Rosa Junior College

Located in Santa Rosa, this Junior College(also known to locals as the 'JC') is where people go when they don't have enough money for a university or just have no life goals in general. Students find everything about this Junior college to be nice... except the part when they realize they are in a Junior College.

Professor: So Max, its your senior year, where does a young, bright man like yourself have in plan for the upcoming year.

Max: Oh, well I think I'm going to take some classes at the Santa Rosa Junior College and maybe get a part time job.

Professor: All of my work-- Wasted! Get out!

by SRJCstudent December 23, 2010

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House Pint

A pint on the house!

Johnny was checking out bars to play music at, and they found our he is in Season 3 of Monopoly and they gave him a House Pint to help his chances (and theirs)!

by SRJCstudent October 11, 2023


Broconomical

The act of purchasing and item with a bro, whereas the price of the purchase is split between both you and the bro evenly .

The Natty Ice is pretty cheap, so lets take advantage of the sale and be Broconomical about it.

Chill.

by SRJCstudent October 30, 2010

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