we need to talk

The phrase that proves your girlfriend has a tampon shoved too far up the wrong hole.

"We need to talk"
"No you need to talk, I'll just pretend I'm listening"

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golden shower

Pissing on someone, which from now on, should be refferred to as an "R. Kelly"

Only thing that make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.

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