Mandarin Panda

A vagina covered in a thick coat of black pubic hair that’s starting to turn white.

Get your Mandarin Panda out of my mouth!

Rusty Mug

When you fart into a mug that has been frozen. The heat of the juicy fart will get sucked into the frozen mug, causing the fart to liquefy into a bubbling stew. This is when you then tilt mug (as if taking a drink) and suckle the "Aroma au jus".

"To take care of this hangover I think I might have a "Rusty Mug."

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