Midwest Iraqi

When you have horrible gas, so you get in your vehicle and crank the heat on high, fart and procees to rub one out in the stink to remind you of the times you mastubated in a porta potty in 115 degree heat in Iraq.

I was bored at work today and went and pulled a Midwest Iraqi during lunch break.

the kentucky thumb

When you're getting hot and heavy with a girl and she starts her period so sticking your thumb up her vagina to stop the bleeding.

I was starting to have sex with a girl off tinder when she suddenly started her period, I gave the the Kentucky thumb and let her give me head instead.

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