Chi-Chi

Very hot Dragon Ball woman who I constantly wish would degrade me and come home beating me till I’m numb, then hugging me profusely, apologizing, and having the cycle continue

Normal person: “Hey man, who’s your favorite DB character?”

Chi-Chi Simp (Me): “Chi-Chi, not even close, sometimes I become very depressed knowing that she’ll never be able to do strange things to me”

Normal Person: “…I think I left my oven on”