Sofie

My annoying ass cat that just wants to make my life worse, anytime i want to sleep, this fuzzhead fuckin meows and claws me and shit. She's a fluffy 6 year old retarded cat that just does random ass shit, god damn cat, im just laying down, and she jumps up on my bed and just "Meoooowoowoooooooooowoowo" its like "Shut the hell up you fukin dam cat retard."

My mom, "why are you up so early?"
Me "Sofie and her retarded annoying fluffball woke me up meowing and clawing me fuckin cat."

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E Citron

A garden warfare 2 character that is actually good but either Wolfy fanboys or people who just suck ass hate on for no damn reason other than "he deals low damage!!!!" Ah yes fucking 63, 79, AND 90 Is "low damage" get good lmao

Herobrine4631: E citron is the WoRSt ChARaCtER!
Me: No E citron is not you just suck off wolfy playz dumbass