burt banana chicken nugget

When someone looks so ugly they look like a burnt banana chicken nugget.

Man1: You look like a burt banana chicken nugget.
Man 2: *cries*

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0000

The password for the most retarded persons phone.

Man 1 whats your password
Man 2 0000
Man 1*breathes in* BOI

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ripped butthole

When you fart so loud it feels like your butt got ripped apart.

Man 1: *farts*.
Man 2: Oh boi you just done ripped butthole.