Dingding mother fucker

When you and your friend are having a conversation or working on a project and your friends cell phone dings and bings alerting that messages are coming in. After a prolonged period of time your response is “ding ding motherfucker!” Ding ding motherfucker is a verbal outburst ordering The other person to answer the damn phone. Additionally, ding ding motherfucker can also be used as a response to a person’s statement or observation that is obvious, and was spoken in order to provoke the immediate action or attention of the other.

#1 “ your phone is dinging “
“Your phone is buzzing”
“You have messages”
“Dingding mother fucker, answer the damn phone!”

or
#2 “Your dog is drinking from the toilet!”
“Dingding mother fucker, put the seat down, asshole!”

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Wrenleigh

The sweetest, kindest, loveliest little girl in the world! She is kind from the day she was born. She becomes happier and more beautiful every day. Everyone should have Wrenleigh in their life. Her kind nature and sweet disposition will make you happy. Everyone needs a Wren!💕

She is a Wrenleigh for sure! She makes me so happy!

Dittertwit

A young girl(or boy), who truly believes she is all that. Not smart, always flies by the seat of her pants. Doing it all for fun with no fear or conscience, the dittertwit never gets caught. Everything is for self entertainment and gratification. A dittertwit is also a little feather on the long stick. Oh yeah. That is another characteristic included with self gratification.

She is such a DITTERTWIT! She gets everything and anything and anyone she wants to play with. People give her everything. She does nothing in return. BUT INSTEAD goes home and dittertwits her self. An egotistical, selfish, good looking, clueless airhead.

She is WHISKEY in a teacup!

She is graceful. She is charming. She is elegant. She’s beautiful. She’s not vain. She’s not bragging. She is not someone you would want to be arguing with. She is intelligent. She is smart. She is witty.She is streetsmart. She is everything that he loves and needs. She is a little wild. She is a little crazy. She is happy. She is whiskey in a teacup!

My gosh she is such a sweetheart. She loves her! She is whiskey in a teacup!

She’s so calm and patient. She’s smiling all the time! I love her already! She is whiskey in a tea cup!

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