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A headucator is a female teacher who is so skilled in the ancient art of dick sucking that she could teach a class about it.
Karen gave me the most amazing blowjob last night that I came twice! She should change careers and be a headucator instead of a paralegal.
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Refers to a bitchy female in a group of bitchy females who is the meanest, nastiest, crankiest, bitchiest, wenchiest cunt of the whole group.
I've finally realized that out of all my wife's friends, her friend Alina is definitely the Mariana Wench of them all.
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Is used to describe a man's genitalia that is so fucking creepy looking that it looks like Frankenstein's penis.
He was cute and I would have fucked him but when he pulled his pants off his junk was so ugly it looked like a frankendick. I'm pretty sure that there were little bolts on the side of its head too but they might have just been warts.
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This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.
I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!
A turtle pecker describes any man's penis that is more of a grower than a shower. A penis that when seen limp appears to not have a head at all because it is tucked into the foreskin.
I am not sure that I will be able to fuck Kevin again, after we finished and he was getting dressed, I noticed that he had a turtle pecker!
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