Pro-Wordler

Someone whom has dedicated their lives to playing the online game Wordle, and have honed their skill of the game to a beyond-techie, Olympic level. This involves religiously completing the “daily Wordle” in multiple languages, including French, Russian, and Latin. Very few people are able to reach such a standard, and are usually only the most linguistically superior of their ilk.

Me: Hey HILLOSMS, what do you wanna be when you’re older?
HILLOSMS: A pro-Wordler. It’s the only occupation out there that suits my intellectual ability.

STILLOSMS

Any above-alpha male who, on receiving the rank of both Oppidan scholar and music scholar at the prestigious Eton college, has retained his musically scholarly status during the third annum.

STILLOSMS, I’ve already asked you, why are you still touching those kids?