St. Thomas More

St. Thomas More is a private catholic school in which shit goes down. STM is full of guys who play COD as their friends make out with slutty girls who circuitously date the same guys. When the guy or girl gets tired of dating their counterpart, they break up abruptly with temporary mutual hatred toward one another. The cycle continues as the girls become sluttier and the guys increasingly desperate. Throughout the mayhem of private education, the students of STM always remain true to their catholic-christian values!

COD

Guy Student #1: WOW! making out with Emily last night on my bro's couch was awesome!

Bro: Dude I thought was dating her! Oh well, I got a tactical nuke while you guys were goin' at it.

Guy Student #2: Hey I got dibs for next week when you guys break up.

Emily: I don't really care who it is. Get me a man!

Public School Student: Man, St. Thomas More is the shit!

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