Bob Onminob

A great name to use when one wishes to remain anonymous in a case when one wishes to troll, and all other means of anonymity fail; meant to be used tactically when appropriate.

- "hello, this is pizza hero"
- "uh yeah, can I get 20 pizzas to 123 Smith St.?"
- "yeah, what's your name?"
- "uh...Robert, or bob if you prefer"
- "what's your last name?"
- "Onminob"
- "Okay Bob Onminob, your pizzas will be ready in approximately two hours"

Sexybitchette

Sexybitchette (adjective): A female who typically posesses the ability to make loins quiver, flys unzip, and boners bone. Usually found in compliance with the laws of physics, as a sexybitchette is usually found conjunction with a Sexybitch as to conform to the laws of distribution and transformation of matter to balance the sexiness of the universe. Extremely rare, this metaphysical materialization of sexiness usually only occurs once in a millenia.

"Hey, did you see Dijana today?"
"no, who's that?"
"oh, it's that sexybitchette over there"
"damn...she makes my loins quiver!!"
"I know!"
"and suddenly, I have this insane urge to unzip my fly!"
"I know! I have such a boner right now!"

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