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HORLEY

All the shops are shut because it smells of despair and wee. The only saving grace for this mish mash of new estates and 60's bleakness is nothing at all because it is truly terrible. Angry young men strut around talking like gypsy cockneys and their sportswear and Pandora clad spouses reduce the bravest heart to jelly.

"Wanna got to Horley? - Do I fuck!"

by STREAKY_BACON January 7, 2021


HOOKWOOD

Situated at the end of a runway is a redbrick housing estate built on a an old marshland which was likely used as a ducks toilet. Young aspirational families move here so they don't have to talk to strangers. Has a big Tesco's.......

"Shall we go to Hookwood?" "Do you mean go to big Tesco's?"

by STREAKY_BACON January 7, 2021