PTTD

Post Traumatuc Turtle Disorder. Similar to PTSD, however it is onset by a traumatic viewing involving a turtle. This could include a turtle being crushed by a car, an empty turtle shell, etc.

I got PTTD after witnessing a turtle get crushed by a car.

STWEAM

Science Technology Writing Engineering Arts Mathematics. Based of of STEM, however STWEAM is a rounded out version. It includes different fields of study not entirely related to science and mathematics.

More girls should go into STWEAM.

Separgs

A mythical version of grapes. Separgs grow on a tree, and make whoever eats it immortal, however they are not immortal.

The mole king stole the separgs from the citizens.

PTBD

Similar to PTSD, however PTBD is onset by a traumatic interaction with a person, place, or thing name Brooklyn.

I got PTBD after my friend, Brooklyn, karate chopped me in the face.

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Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.

Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach is a Russian spy’s full name.

Brooklyn’s full name

Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock Loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach.

This is the full name of a Russian spy disguised as an an American teenager. She always wears sunglasses and loves when people steal them, and be warned; Brooklyn will karate chop your face if you surprise her.

Brooklyn’s full name is really long.