PTBD

Similar to PTSD, however PTBD is onset by a traumatic interaction with a person, place, or thing name Brooklyn.

I got PTBD after my friend, Brooklyn, karate chopped me in the face.

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PTBD

A disorder that scars you for life. It can be caused by coming in contact with anything named Brooklyn. Beware.

I met a Brooklyn and now I have PTBD.

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PTBD

Post traumatic band disorder. The after effects of being in a band led by a close-minded dictator. You are surprised when things are run democratically and your opinion matters.

I get to pick the songs? I'm sorry, I have PTBD

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PTBD

When u see someone in a hallway who u have serious beef with and it triggers a series of bad memories which instantaneously make u want to fuck that bitch up

I have such bad PTBD with that bitch Karen

PTBD

PTBD is Post Traumatic Borg Syndrome, meaning when your drink any flavor that you used in the past in your Borg gives you flashbacks and can no longer drink that flavor normally again

Nate: Bro this fruit punch Huggies gave me PTBD
Dan: Why?

Nate: It tastes like your fruit punch Borg

Dan: *Laughs* L cry about it