Phlist

A penis that is very thin and long

My friend Woody ties his phlist in a knot.
"Nice Phlist, pencildick"

Flobble

The remnants of faeces found on ones nose after engaging in oral sex from behind

This flobble smells like turnips
"Darling, could you fetch the flobble flannel?"

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Shoddle

The shit that you piss out of your nob after youve bummed your girlfriend (or boyfriend), due to the motion of the thrust as the bumming was in progress.
An insult/ expression of surprise

see also foddle

"Kielty, you filthy shoddle-monkey, get out of my wheelie bin!"

"Christ Cath, your shoddle is green!"

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