Jacob G.

The coolest dude that has the gayest cousin. Jacob is not only a guy that has no friends he's is a guy with no friends and no father because of a bad milk situation. Jacob has the sweetest blonde hair and blue eyes Jacob is deeply in love with a girl named ludia. And he also loves knive

My name is obviously Jacob G.

Banana McMuffin

The best sandwich in the world usually eaten after sex or jacking off with a wet rag

After Sally left my apartment I had a good old banana McMuffin

Mrs pascua

An annoying ass Filipino that looks like she will never have love she is a teacher at a middle school in Kingman az. This old ass bitch thinks she can give me after school detention for high fiveing my friend billy

My annoying ass Filipino teacher's name is Mrs pascua and she deserves to fall off the empire State building

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